how to meet chicks at a Coffee shop

Posted on January 9, 2015 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out i herd that a Coffe shop is a hella good place to meat chicks. coffee sucks but i went anyway

if you dont kno how to get coffie just go into a star bucks &you can get some. i went in &tried to hit on the star bucks counter chick 1st. im all like “. check htis out are you tryna do some coke or do you just drink coffie all day.’ shes all ‘sir if you aren t gonna order pleeze Leave the store’ shes hella lame but its whatever so i got some coffe.

next up theres this hella fly chick on a computer. heres a good line for chicks if their on the computer.

‘yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out your hella fly but is that a real computer.”

thats called day game son

talk to her for a while about the Computer then tell her a story about how this one time you stold a computer from the high school &erased every bodys grades cuz you were failin school. then you got busted &had to do community service for like 3 months &youre dad was hella pissed but still baut you beer anyway. dads hella cool like that

anyway talk to some chicks at the cofffee shop son its hella easy. get that number &get that pussy

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get laid with preselection

Posted on December 3, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. cehck this out did you know you can get laid w/chicks just by hanging out w/other chicks. shit works hella good its syents son. what is pre selection its when chicks see you w/other chicks &their like “yo whats up w/frank hes with this ho &shes got bigger fake tities. whats the deal”

thats how you create mystery son

the other day im hangin out at deans gold (which is one of the best Strip clubs in miami check it out ) &gettin a Lap Dance. of course this is from a chick with the biggest fake tities in the joint. pretty soon other chicks are comin up all “yo frank you wanna lap dance or nah I’ll give you one for free” pretty soon im gettin mad lap dances fake tities all up in my face.

you gotta pull this same shit w/reguler chicks too. like if you get friend Zoned by a chick but shes got big tities hang out with her anyway. 1. shes gonna get you free shit 2. other chicks will think your the man then boom number close son

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how to get rid of genital Warts

Posted on November 28, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out sometimes if your a legit Playa you get shit on youre dick. my boy pedro was all like ‘yo frank check this out i got genitel warts on my dick. how do iget rid of em’

i never had genital warts but that shit hella sucks bro

had to hit up my Dad which as you kno is a old school playa. im all ‘yo dad how do you get rid of genitel Warts.” hes all bitchin tellin me to stop fuckin skanks but for real tho my dick is hella ok its pedro thats fuckin up. dads all like “no surprise playa pedro smashes out some hella nasty hos. tell him hes gotta soak his dick in some bleach. not that shit you get at the groshery store im talkin the hella good bleach from wal mart”

i hit up pedro &im like ‘yo bro dad says put youre dick in some bleach thats gonna clean up youre dick hella Fast”

so he calls me up later &hes all like frank you fuckin pendeyho my dick is all fucked up from bleachin it &the warts are still there. you fukced up son”

so i guess i dunno how to get rid of Genital warts but for sure the way to NOT get rid of em is to put bleach on your e dick. dont do it son you will for shure fuck youre dick up

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f-close frank gets a freedom blow job on 4th of July

Posted on July 7, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out shit got mad crazy on forth of july. i went out ot the beach to check out some tities. suns out guns out was peecockin by wearin some hella fresh america shades then i seen these 2 latina Chicks speakin some langwige. im all “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out your hella fly but were are you from.”

this chick was all “we are from porto rico we like your sun glasses’ hell yeah son

so im all like “whats up w/forth of july. are you partyin for america or porto rico.’ the fat one is all porto rico is america Which is hella wrong but its whatevs. cant be callin chicks out on their stupid shit or you wont get that pussy son. I ask the ugly one ‘yo check htis out do you like Fire Works.” shes all hell yeah so I’m like “check out this box of sparklers shit is tite also heres some food”

shes mad Distracted w/sparklers &hot dogs so i hit up the hot chick all “yo lets go do some coke in the porta potty.” shes down so pretty much im bustin a hella huge load of Freedom down this forin chicks throat son happy forth of july get that pussy

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bang some chicks on tumblr

Posted on June 23, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out im hella dumb w/the Internet but my lil bro got a tumblr page set up for bang some chicks. if you wanna check out how to fuck chicks on tumblr plus see some hella good pics of fake tities check it out. heres the web site (NOT the reguler site i mean the tumblr site)

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game for nerdy dudes how to get that pussy if your a nerd

Posted on June 22, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out we got a hella good comment from this chick divanadia@gmail.com. she didnt leave a name just a email address but its whatever. heres the comment

I would never respond to those stupid lines that you claim get you laid. And I certainly do not respond to one liners. I make my men work for it because I know losers like you exists. I know I’m using big words for you right now. Trash attracts trash so if you think these girls are dumb take a good look in the mirror. Birds of the same feather flock together.

chicks are always sayin shit like game wont work on them im too smart or whatever thing is tho some times you gotta switch up your game. like this chick is hatin because she likes nerds. you too can be a legit PUA even if your a nerd. heres how

1. be a nerd. that means wear Nerd glasses, wear a Sweater &play video games that are NOT call of duty. im talkin stuff like finel fantasy
2. find a chick that likes nerds. heres a good example that chick divanadia@gmail.com. shes into nerds for shure. fat chicks are hella into nerds so you may wanna find a fat chick for Pracktus.

3 – you gotta run smart game. game for nerd dudes is pretty much the same but dont be bustin out the coke like ushual. nerd dudes just gotta go up to you &be like “yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is), check this out but are those real glasses. do you wanna hit the museum then later lemme get a crack at that pussy” Shits hella smart no lie.

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you can tell shes hella smart cuz shes wearin glasses son

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the worst blow out i ever seen

Posted on June 2, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out went out last night &was pretty drunk hanging at the bar its whatever. was catchin eyes wit h this chick w/hella fly tatoos &gettin ready to approach outta no where here comes this whole fuckin pack of AFCs. im talkin like 5 of em

this dude rolls up w/this hella big smile like he just sucked the biggest dick in the gay bar. hes all ‘hi im melvin. ” no shit dudes name was acshully melvin. mad AFC for shure. any way shes all ‘yo im just tryin to talk to my girl what the fuck get outta here.” then this other AFC little asian guy with spikey hair comes up in his suit tryna buy drinks. no shit here comes a 3rd AFC dude looks like a fuckin farmer or some shit but with glasses all talkin to tatoo chicks friend. 2 more dudes just orbit around the chicks

anyway tatoo chick was like a boxer or some shit. she gets hella pissed &strait up sucker punches melvin in the face. was laughin hella hard dude got blasted not gonna lie. so asian dude is all “yo whaddup are you talkin shit.’ tatoo chick thinks hes talkin to her so she fuckin blasts this dude all boxing style too. farmer dude mean while is showin up with hella drinks for the chicks &his homies are Nocked out by this chick. he sees that shit &bails back to his Tracter or wherever farmer dudes hang out

any way lesson learned son dont worry about Approach anxiety. no matter how bad you fuck up a Approach you aint fuckin up as bad as melvin. Get out there &get that pussy

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what if you 2 pump chump a chick

Posted on May 21, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out one time i got a notch &hella fucked that shit up i mean like bad son. i was fuckin around with her tryin to ge t her to bang &it took like 2 hrs i was hella turnt up plus she had a hella good pussy

so when i Finallly got her to let me bang straight up i 2 pump chumped it. that means i busted a Nut like 20 secs after i put my dick in her pussy. thats also called pre mashure ejackulashun son dont do it

anyway shit happens bro heres how you recover

1. you gotta hit it again. just be all like “yo check this out your hella fly so i busted a nut hella quick but for real tho were doin it again” then you bang her out when your fresh. shit works for real

2. fuck it bro sometimes its game over. i done it a couple a times to chicks &for real they some times wont give you 2 chances. all you gotta do is say fuck it &find a new chick. dont call again shes gonna think your a hella big chump anyway dont make it worse. fuck it tho just remememeber your the man no big deal.

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reader question is she cheatin on me or what

Posted on May 12, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out we got a hella good Reader question from my boy gdub. hes all “Hi Frank,

I have a question. My girlfriend found a picture of another girl on my phone. (It’s from www.thechive.com) so I am clearly not in a relationship with the girl in the picture (although she is beautiful)! My girlfriend started crying, as she could not believe I had a picture of another girl on my phone. I mentioned this to a “player” friend and he said she is cheating on me. What do you think?’

ok bro 1sd the fuck you lookin at the chive for. shit is hella AFC. but for real tho she is def cheatin on you. heres why

1. chicks get hella Defesnsive when their cheatin. like she went crazy cryin over a pic of some chive chick you def arent bangin cuz youre AFC. a normal not cheatin chick will see the pic &be like “whatevs’ &just go on like nothing happened. Youre girl is def feelin guilty bro

2. either that or she is hella crazy. chicks are mad Crazy but even for chicks cryin cuz of a pic is xtra hella crazy so the Logicul anser is that shes cheatin

there you go playa shes cheatin so get out there get some new pussy son heres some fake titites for motivashun

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what do you do if a chick doesnt text you back

Posted on April 16, 2014 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out a lotta times chicks give you there Number but there hella dumb &forget you are a Playa or just are takin a shit or whatever &never anser the text. so what you gonna do son

heres what you do its hella easy &thats dont do shit. dont be hittin her up a bunch thats thirsty as fuck playa dont do it. forget the bitch &find a diffrent bitch

i was bangin this chick &she gets a text from some Orbiter all “hey whats up ;)’ you can tell hes hella AFC cuz he uses smiley faces like a fag. she didnt anser for like 5 mins cuz its fuck time &check htis out the AFC acshully sends like 5 more Texts. hes all worried like “yo are you hangin out with f-close frank i herd hes got hurpies.’ hes wrong playa get your dick checked but for real the chick was laffin at him cuz he buys her shit all the time never gets a pity HJ or nuthin

mad afc son again don’t do it one text thats it

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