why you should go to a Gay Bar

Posted on May 16, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out one of the easiest places to get that pussy is in a Gay Bar. your probably thinkin “bro check this out isnt a Gay Bar full of people who are Gay.’ the answer is yes theres hella gay dudes that s/ why you wanna check it out.

heres why

1.gay dudes dont want any pussy they just want to get that dick which is hella easy you got no competition playa.
2. you can tell which chicks are strait because they look like reguler chicks NOT chicks that play soft ball. if they play soft ball boom they are Gay son dont do it.
3.dudes will buy you hella free drinks thinkin they will get that dick. take advantuge but dont get too wasted otherwise youll wind up like that one time dave got fucked in the ass in jail
5.chicks are like ‘check this out theres no strait dudes we can make out with like any dude &it doesnt matter cuz they are hella gay.” boom you swoop in and start fingerin her on the dance floor while you listen to cher
6. gay dudes are all about coke nobody cares if you do Coke in the bathroom

ok now heres shit you gotta watch out for

1. there is trannys sometimes dont make out with em
2.like i said you might get fucked in the ass if you are too drunk

other than that theres hella Gay Bars in florida check em out son

bang a single mothers day

Posted on May 12, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out today is mothers day if you are a legit PUA you will all ready know that this is the best day to bang single mothers. heres why

1.they dont have a dad in the house so theyre all “yo wheres dad’
you get to say you fuked a milf hell yeah
2. theylll be lookin for some dick cuz of #1
3.its mad easy son
4.your takin their mind off havin a kid by givin them some dick because havin a kid hella sucks &is boring

im gonna go fuck this stripper that has a kid later get out there get that single mom pussy son. happy single mothers day

how to have sex with church chicks

Posted on May 8, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out you mite not tknow this but i used to go to church its hella boring. for real tho if your in high school gamin chicks at church is a hella good idea. sucks tho church chicks probly dont have fake tities.

anyway heres how you get that pussy at church. first off sit in the back only fags sit up front same thing when your in school. holla at some chicks when there tryin to find a place to sit. say ‘yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever youre name is) check this out youre hella fly but do you want to sit in the back &do some coke off the collection plate. ask jeezis he said its cool” if you drop the jeezis line for real church chicks will be all about doin some coke. even if they dont want to do coke church chicks love a bad boy so youll at least get a hand job for shure.

once you get the hand job tell her that you wanna check out sunday schoool but instead grab her hand (this is calle d bein a leader) &lead her into the broom closet. boom your gettin that pussy son. also make shure you yell out jeezis christ a few times while your bangin otherwise you might get banned from church

hell yeah check out those church tities

how to dump a chick without her goin crazy & stealin all your shit

Posted on May 6, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo waddup its f-close frank. check this out if you are a legit PUA your gonna have to dump a lot of chicks because fuckin the same chick every day gets boring. you gotta be carefull other wise a chick will get all coked out &key the word “frank is a asshole’ on daves car or some shit. daves still pissed not my falt playa she was dumb as fuck besides dave drives a 1992 nissan sentra its a piece of shit anyway.

anyway when your gonna dump a chick DO NOT DUMP HER WHILE SHES ON COKE. like i said she will key daves car. make sure she is not drunk or high but if your gettin dump anxiety (kinda like aproach anxiety ) you can get a little fucked up first. i like to smoke a bowl so im chill.

heres the secret to dumpin a chick hella easy. make shure shes NOT at your house then text her that you have hurpies (even if you dont its ok to lie) garanteed she wont ever come over again unless she says she has hurpies already then you need to get youre dick checked playa.

for real tho dont really get hurpies just to dump a chick

how to bang a native american chick

Posted on May 3, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f close frank. check this out last night i banged my first native american chick shit got crazy heres how i did it in case you want to bang a native american chick.

first off native american chicks hate white dudes so your gonna have to get your game on son. get your peecock on with some tradishonal native american bling. the more bling you got on the better native american chicks love that shit espeshully if its gold or dymonds. if you got bling on that makes chicks notice you at the club &tells chicks you got money like a legit PUA be careful tho native american chicks will come up and ask you if you are on disability &want you to buy drinks. chump move son dont do it

hell yeah this is hella good native American bling

check this out this is hella good native American bling you best be takin notes son

ok next up you gotta open a native american chick this is what i said. “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out you got a hella fly weave but are you native american.” she was laugin hella hard which is good cuz chicks love laughin. she’s all “check out this white boy” &i could tell her friends (also native american) are mad jellus. pretty soon im on the dance floor grindin on her big ass native american booty. we started makin out &went to the bath room to do some coke (this also works on japanese chicks) & wound up bangin. bad news tho she had full on national geografic tities shiit was hella gross not gonna lie. anyway got my nateive american chick notch &we got fryed chicken later

hell yeah native american chicks are hella fly

sad day for the PUA community DTF dave is in jail again

Posted on May 1, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out last week my boy dtf dave was out sellin weed to some kids no big deal but then he runs in to these chicks with big tities i dunno if they had fake tities but knowin dave probably cuz dave likes big fake tities. dave is slingin mad bags &he’s all “yo whaddup’ to these chicks theyre gettin high boom pretty soon both of them are suckin his dick cuz dave is a legit PUA. later on were chillin at the pad cops break down the door theyre all ‘yo whaddup dave your supposed to be under arest you fucked up.’

dave is all “check this out bro am i under arrest for bein a legit PUA’ then he hi fived me shit was sick. then the cops beet his ass for a while cuz cops do that shit which you will know if you have ever watched the show cops

then theyre all like ‘check this out you sold these chicks some weed then they sucked youre dick even tho you are a legit PUA but that is against the law in florida boom goin to jail son” 14+14 does NOT equil over 18 in florida so if you get 14 year old chicks to suck your dick after you sold them a bag make shure it is legal first.

anyway dave vialated his probashun and hes back in jail turns out you cant sell drugs when you are on probashun. dont sell to nerds ESPESHULLY if they are from hialeah junior high school they will rat you out hella fast.

if you live in miami &like strip clubs hit me up need a new wingman while daves in jail. no AFCs tho

how to dress for fashion bang some chicks style

Posted on April 26, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. so check this out been gettin hella emails about how to dress to get mad pussy so im gonna teach you how to look fly esp if you live in miami or are hittin the strip Club

1. hat. ok you are def gonna need a hat. no snapbacks unless you are mad gay. prefarably miami heat if you are a legit PUA. if you are wearin a bucks hat you fuckin suck keep that bill flat son dont shape that shit other wise you are gonna look like a cow boy or some shit. fuckin weak

for real son keep it fresh got like 20 of these lids (NOT the same one tho get diff hats other wise chicks will wonder ‘hey is he only wearin 1 hat’)

2. dunks. chicks love shoes so if you want to fuck Chicks youre gonna need shoes son. there is never any reason to ware shoes other than air jordans for real bro shit is good for any Occashun. wedding funeral graduation strip club you name it air jordans are your dunks check it out.

plus air jordans is hella good when you are runnin from the cops

2.shorts. if you live in miami it is hella hot dont even buy pants son shorts are wear its at. of course your gonna want miami heat shorts in case some AFC rolls up in like fuckin san antonio spurs shorts or whatever the fuck that way chicks know you are Legit plus your nuts will be hella aired out for real. if you dont live in miami tho you may want to consider pants

fuck yea go heat

4. t shirt. cant go wrong with a gray t shirt playa

wear this shit get mad pussy

for real son there you go wear this shit your lookin fresh bang some chicks style get out there get that pussy son. go heat

how to fuck a pregnant chick

Posted on April 22, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out today i am gonna teach you some Techniqes on how to fuck a pregnent chick. me &dave both fuck a lot of strippers so guarenteed if you bang strippers you are gonna run across one who is pregnet.

heres why you should fuck a pregnant chick you can raw dog &its cool as long as you dont get a Disease. this is because you cant knock up a chick 2 times just 1 time and she is already knocked up. also pregnent chicks get bigger tities

ok 1st thing you gotta ask your self is how pregnent is she. like not very or what. there is 3 kinds of pregnet. 1.not very pregnent. this is fine its liek if they are a little chubby no big deal. you can have reguler sex with a not very pregnant chick. DO NOT ask them to get a aborshun they will get pissed.

2. sorta pregnent. this is ok but they will have a big belly shit is gettin weird. you can usually hit it regular but dont make her get on top other wise youll see that belly shit is gettin hella gross

3.way pregnent. never banged a way pregnet chick but i saw a way pregnent stripper once she had a outie belly button &hella stretch marks but was still dancin gotta make that money son. check this out if youre gonna bang a way pregnetn chick watch out son there is a kid in there that could bite your dick. might as well just bang a fat chick

there you go playa thats how you bang a pregnant chick

how to hit on a chick on face book

Posted on April 19, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo waddup its f-close frank. check this out we got a email from this dude that calls him self the pussy hunter. hes askin how you can fuck a random chick on face book.

first off if you are usin face book to hit on chicks you never met garanteed you are a AFC cuz face book is mad fuckin AFC. dont even fuck with face book son you should be hittin the strip club or mall lookin for chicks with fake tities or if you half to get on the internet for pussy hit plenty of Fish &use these Openers. boom there it is son how to hit on chicks on face book the ansewr is dont do it

how to tell if a chick is a tran sexual

Posted on April 12, 2013 by F-Close Frank

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out did you know if you are into fake tities like me &dave you gotta watch out for tran sexuals because other than chicks tran sexuals can have fake tities. the difference tho is a tran sexual has a dick and NOT a pussy. my cousin jason went to ty land and hooked up with a chick but then found the dick now he fucks tran sexual prostitutes. no wonder that dude is fucked up he married a fat chick. anyway check this out he told me how you can tell if its a tran sexual.

this is a tran sexual shit looks hella weird as fuck

1. tran sexuals have a hella big addams apple dudes have that shit which makes there voice deep. if you dont believe me look it up that shit is science son.
2. a tran sexual will have this deep ass voice too chicks dont have a deep voice so you might be talking to a tran sexual. they will probably be talkin about sports or some shit too
3 tran sexuals have weird fake tities like they dont look like regular fake titties
4. tran sexuals have big fuckin hands &feet shit could straight up crush a beer can son for real tho jason says they give hella strong hand jobs
5.tran sexuals are fuckin huge like bigger &taller then a regualr chick could be like a line backer or some shit but with fake tities
6. they will try to touch your dick in the bar regular chicks dont do that shit even if you are a legit pua like me &dave.
7. tran sexual chicks are usually asian esp if they are from ty land
8.has a dick!!! this is the big one if there is a dick it is definitely a tran sexual!!! unless you are hella gay your fucked bro

anyway watch out playa here is are some regular chicks w big fake tits that are NOT tran sexuals

hell yeah fuckin love real chicks

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