should you just be yourself when talking to girls

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out today im gonna talk about one of the worst pieces of game Advice ever. Its called ‘just be yourself’. dont do it son

Heres the problem with just bein yourself. If you arent getting chicks by bein your self, your probably a AFC (average frustrated chump) and you suck so why would you just be yourself. you gotta be BETTER than yourself. here’s how

1. Pretend like you dont suck. If youre a AFC you gotta fake it till you make it. even if youre feelin like a chump you gotta hide that shit bro. just act like the man long enough &trust me you WILL be the man evenshually. shit is science for real
2. Just bein yourself is hella dumb. you cant be tellin chicks “yo check this out but do you like video games. Im hella good at Call Of duty. you tryna play COD or what”. Hell no bro thats just being yourself but you suck. Chicks are gonna think your a nerd. try this instead “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out later I’m signin up for brazillion jew jitsu &gonna kick hella ass but are you tryna do some coke or what”

3.make sure you got some coke tho otherwise she will know for shure youre bullshittin her.

3.Do shit like lift weights in the Gym or get good at surfing or some shit so your acshually cool &you dont gotta fake being cool. that way once you stop suckin you can just be chill which is like bein yourself but better than you used to be. thats called self Improvement

anyway for real tho dont be your self be way better. chicks love it son get out there &get that pussy. Heres some big fake tits

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how to know if you are you too drunk to spit good game

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out last night i got hella drunk like not reguler drunk. i mean bouncin off the tables and shit. I even got kicked outta the strip club

shit sucks playa dont do it

anyway of coarse this means if youre too drunk to stand up your probably too drunk to spit good game. heres how to know how if you are Too drunk to spit game

1. you cant stand up. this means your hella drunk. if you cant stand up you cant walk over to a chick so you def cant talk to her either. just pretend you got AA (approach anxiety) and sit at the bar. maybe shes hella horney or a Couger and will just walk up to you &start hittin on you. booyah playa you just got a free ride home which is hella good cuz one time i puked in a Uber &had to pay $300
2.you cant talk &are all sloppy. trust me no chick likes some sloppy ass drunk dude tryna hit on her. not even a ugly chick is gonna put up w/your shit (unless shes fat). your call playa but do you really wanna bang a fat chick. so dont get so drunk you cant talk
3. you got Wiskey Dick. this means you are so Drunk you cant get a boner. this shits the worst like that one time i took that waitress from deans gold home &she had hella big fake tities but straight up i had Wiskey Dick &couldnt fuck. little frank just wasnt feelin it you know what im sayin. she just ate a buncha my food &bailed, hella weak

if you said yes to any of these 3 things you are too drunk to spit good game. if you get too drunk step back drink some water or do some Coke in the bathroom. sober your shit up or youre gonna fuck up &go home solo.

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how to tell if a chick has fake tits

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out as you know i like hella big fake Tities. but how do you know if theyre fake or just Reguler titties. your gonna be hella Dissapointed if you take off some chicks bra and they sag or whatever so heres how to tell if a chick has fake tits. its super easy son. plus knowin how to spot fake tits is a Esenshul PUA skill

1.the titties are saggy. this is a big one. fake tities are NOT saggy. if a chick has a expensive bra on tho it can look like shes got fake tities so dont be fooled playa. be all like “yo whaddup i aint seen you in forever gimme a hug”. then you can see if they (the tities) are squishy. this shit works even if you never seen the chick trust me theyll hug you anyway unless your ugly. so dont be ugly
2. the tops of fake tities are round. reguler tities arent round at the top. I’m talkin about the cleavage. again a good bra will fool you so make sure you look at her tities for a long time just to be shure. just stare at em till you figure it out
3. she doesnt flash you her tities when you ask. chicks w/fake tities love to show em off. Be all like “yo show me your tits” and if she busts em out right away theyre probly fake. even if not you just saw tities playa hell yeah
4. if your still Confused just ask if shes got fake tits

for real tho its hella easy to know how to tell if a chick has fake tits. once you know if theyre fake make sure you spit made game cuz chicks w/fake tits are hella sexy bro

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reader question how do you get laid on reddit

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out i got a hella good Reader question. this dude lucas is all

Yo, what’s up Frank? I’m new to game and I wanted your take on what to do. I’m a Redditor and I met a very pretty girl on r/gonewild that I’d enjoy meeting. I’d like to know if there’s a way to get laid on Reddit. Have you ever tried? If so, how do you get laid on Reddit?

first off bro i dunno what reddit is so i checked it out. shit is mad gay &hella hard to use. i tried anyway

no bro you cant get laid on reddit unless you put in hella work. im talkin like you could fuck 9 chicks at the Strip Club before you get even a Conversashun goin with some reddit chick. heres why

1.reddit is hella gay n got hella fat ass nerds like the kind that owns 1 of those shirts w/fire on it. plus reddit dudes wear stupid ass hats son dont do it
2. there aint any chicks its all dudes
3.dudes act like their chicks on reddit
4. unless your tryna fuck a dude dont try &get pussy on reddit.
6.you cant give internet chicks (reddit) any Coke
7. theres mad thirsty dudes on gone wild so your fightin w/like 5 million dudes spittin wack game at 1 chick.

straight up dont be fuckin w/reddit bro. theres zero reason to even read reddit shit is hella dumb. heres what you can do instead to pick up chicks

1. go to the strip club
2.go to the mall
3.go to the Beach

pretty much just go Outside youre house its way easier then gettin laid on reddit

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