best places to have sex at target or walmart

yo whaddup its f-close frank.check this out had to go to target last night to get a mop cuz this chick did too much coke &puked on the floor shit was hella gross. anyway got that puke mop then I met a hella cute Cashier at target. of course she cant resist me puttin on the moves so i made her take a break so we could bang.

problem was we had to find a place to have sex in target without gettin caught. Kinda hard no lie playa

Anyway heres the best places to have sex at target or walmart or any other place that is similar. Check it out

1. Dressing room. pretty standard playa you can always get your fuck on in a dressing room. theres a door that you can close plus some mirrors. dont forget to take a video on your phone so you can check yourself out gettin that pussy later.
8/10 pretty predictable but you cant go wrong with the classics

2.crawl inside the middle of one of those clothes Racks. this one is pretty good but only if youre short. hella good adventure tho no lie.
5/10 got busted doin this but luckily she was just suckin my dick so the manager was like “yo what are you doin standin in the middle of the clothes rack”. be care full I nearly got kicked outta walmart for this one.

3.drink isle. this one is hella good. all you gotta do is take down a bunch of coke (the kind you drink not reguler coke that you snort) boxes then build a fuck fort. it will prob take about 30 boxes at least depending on how much room you need in the fort. just build walls w/the coke boxes (you can use other kinds like 7up or mounten dew or whatever its all good). you dont need a roof not like its gonna rain inside or whatever. this one is better at walmart cuz they hire stupider people &they wont notice you buildin a fuck fort in the middle of the isle.
10/10 lots of fun playa make sure you try it

4. Bathroom. you should know this already if youve ever fucked in a strip club or bar, just go to the bathroom. No lie tho the walmart bathroom is prob one of the grossest bathrooms of any store ever &target isnt much better. theres always chew cloggin up the toilet &usually piss on the floor
3/10 hella gross dont do it unless you got no other Option

There you go bro 4 of the best places to have sex in target or walmart. get out there, go shoppin, get that pussy

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reader question how do you fuck a gmilf

yo whaddup its f-close frank check this out i got a hella good reader question from this dude bill186. hes all

Hi Frank. I have a question. Have you ever had sex with a much older woman (60+)? I’m 45 but I love grandmothers. I’d like to know what is the best way to have sex with a grandmother. Thank you.

– Bill

For real thats a hella good question. Im 26 so no lie homie gmilfs (grandma i’d like to fuck = gmilf) aint really my thing but check this out i asked my dad who is a old school playa. Dad bangs hella gmilfs no lie

so anyway dad gave me 2 good tips for bangin that old school pussy. check it out

1.you gotta go to the right bar. Gmilfs will NOT be at places like strip Clubs. You gotta find gmilfs at bars like chilis or some bar in a strip mall. like next to a chinese restarant. you know what im talkin about. if theres karaoke your prob gonna find some gmilf pussy nearby too.

remember when you are pickin up Gmilfs STRIP MALL not STRIP CLUB.

write that shit down playa

2.A good place is also the Doctors office. old people are hella fuckin themselves up all the time so they always gotta go to the Docter. Broken hip, newmonia, whatever theyre def gonna be gettin stiched up. Hella good bonus = old ladies got a bunch of pain killers so you can be like “yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out youre hella fly but do you got any oxycontin. Wanna do some in the doctors office then lemme get a crack at that pussy”

shit works every time son

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how to fuck a Single Mom

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out if youre like me you like to fuck strippers and lots of strippers are Single Moms. so if you wanna fuck strippers you gotta know how to fuck a single Mom. lucky for you playa shit is hella easy so listen up heres how you fuck a single mother.

1. you gotta find a single mom. theyre hella easy to find cuz lots of chicks have kids these days. like I said before go to the strip club or else theres hella single moms on Plenty of Fish

2.make shure shes got fake tits cuz havin a kid will mad fuck up a chicks titties no lie. if you go to the Strip Club you can tell if shes got good tits cuz you can pay some money to see the tits 1st. hella good time saver

2.Single moms are hella DTF. you know this cuz they already got a kid but check this out most dudes dont wanna smash cuz kids fuckin suck no lie. so if youre down to smash out even tho shes got a kid your half way there playa. as always dont be ugly

3. you dont need to waist time with shit like goin on a date or whatever stupid shit your ushually tryna do. Just text her the ultimate power move. check it out playa

“yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out you tryna get a baby sitter. ill pay for it”

kids suck so bad you gotta pay some body else to watch em so if you foot the bill for a baby sitter boom playa kid is gone your gettin that pussy for shure.

basically heres the formula for fuckin a single mom.

find one -> be dtf (she already is unless youre ugly so dont be ugly) -> throw down cash for a baby sitter

never hurts to have some Coke on hand when she heads over to your place no lie

thats basically it bro if youre tryna get that notch count up into the 100s like yours truely might wanna check out some single moms

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