how to learn how to fuck chicks

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out today im gonna teech you how to fuck chicks. its hella easy to learn how to fuck chicks the right way. you gotta do it playa other wise the chick aint gonna come back for 2nds. heres how you do it

1st: you gotta bang a bunch a chicks. bangin chicks will make you better at bangin the next Chick. thats called scients son

thats good Advise if your a legit playa but check this out some times your a AFC or you suck &you cant fuck chicks. then what. you gotta read a book son thats what. check this out heres a good book on fuckin chicks. its by this guy revolushunary lifestyle Design. his books the shit check it out

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check it out this is how you Fuck chicks

i red this book &its got hella good Advise plus theres a hella hot chick on the cover possibly w/fake tities. like if you bust a nut hella fast you gotta pick up a flesh light which is hella good cuz its like fuckin a ackshual Pussy. dont get lazy son you gotta still leave the house tho dont just fuck the flesh light all day or you will get fired from Applebees trust me. whatevs tho the boss was a fag

so check this out now that you red the book now you gotta go out &try it on some chick. this time insteed of 2 pump chumpin some chick youre gonna be a hella fresh God of sex like my boy pedro before he got hurpies. chicks are gonna be like “yo f close frank (or whatever youre name is) check this out but your slingin hella dick today. whats the deal.” &then you just fuck her again cuz hell no you aint gonna be tellin some chick you got fired cuz you were practisin fuckin a flesh light.

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how to meet chicks at a Coffee shop

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out i herd that a Coffe shop is a hella good place to meat chicks. coffee sucks but i went anyway

if you dont kno how to get coffie just go into a star bucks &you can get some. i went in &tried to hit on the star bucks counter chick 1st. im all like “. check htis out are you tryna do some coke or do you just drink coffie all day.’ shes all ‘sir if you aren t gonna order pleeze Leave the store’ shes hella lame but its whatever so i got some coffe.

next up theres this hella fly chick on a computer. heres a good line for chicks if their on the computer.

‘yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out your hella fly but is that a real computer.”

thats called day game son

talk to her for a while about the Computer then tell her a story about how this one time you stold a computer from the high school &erased every bodys grades cuz you were failin school. then you got busted &had to do community service for like 3 months &youre dad was hella pissed but still baut you beer anyway. dads hella cool like that

anyway talk to some chicks at the cofffee shop son its hella easy. get that number &get that pussy

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get laid with preselection

yo whaddup its f-close frank. cehck this out did you know you can get laid w/chicks just by hanging out w/other chicks. shit works hella good its syents son. what is pre selection its when chicks see you w/other chicks &their like “yo whats up w/frank hes with this ho &shes got bigger fake tities. whats the deal”

thats  how you create mystery son

the other day im hangin out at deans gold (which is one of the best Strip clubs in miami check it out ) &gettin a Lap Dance. of course this is from a chick with the biggest fake tities in the joint. pretty soon other chicks are comin up all “yo frank you wanna lap dance or nah I’ll give you one for free” pretty soon im gettin mad lap dances fake tities all up in my face.

you gotta pull this same shit w/reguler chicks too. like if you get friend Zoned by a chick but shes got big tities hang out with her anyway. 1. shes gonna get you free shit 2. other chicks will think your the man then boom number close son

check it out pre selection is the shit

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how to get rid of genital Warts

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out sometimes if your a legit Playa  you get shit on youre dick. my boy  pedro was all like ‘yo frank check this out i got genitel warts on my dick. how do iget rid of em’

i never had genital warts but that shit hella sucks bro

had to hit up my Dad which as you kno is a old school playa. im all ‘yo dad how do you get rid of  genitel Warts.” hes all bitchin tellin me to stop fuckin skanks but for real tho my dick is hella ok its pedro thats fuckin up. dads all like “no surprise playa pedro smashes out some hella nasty hos. tell him hes gotta soak his dick in some bleach. not that shit you get at the groshery store im talkin the hella good bleach from wal mart”

i hit up pedro &im like ‘yo bro dad says put youre dick in some bleach thats gonna clean up youre dick hella Fast”

so he calls me up later &hes all like frank you fuckin pendeyho my dick is all fucked up from bleachin it &the warts are still there. you fukced up son”

so i guess i dunno how to get rid of Genital warts but for sure the way to NOT get rid of em is to put bleach on your e dick. dont do it son you will for shure fuck youre dick up

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f-close frank gets a freedom blow job on 4th of July

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out shit got mad crazy on forth of july.  i went out ot the beach to check out some tities. suns out guns out was   peecockin by wearin some hella fresh america shades then i seen these 2 latina Chicks speakin some langwige. im all “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out your hella fly but were are you from.”

this chick was all “we are from porto rico we like your sun glasses’ hell yeah son

so im all like “whats up w/forth of july. are you partyin for america or porto rico.’ the fat one is all porto rico is america Which is hella wrong but its whatevs. cant be callin chicks out on their stupid shit or you wont get that pussy son. I ask the ugly one ‘yo check htis out do you like Fire Works.” shes all hell yeah so I’m like “check out this box of sparklers shit is tite also heres some food”

shes mad Distracted w/sparklers &hot dogs so i hit up the hot chick all “yo lets go do some coke in the porta potty.” shes down so pretty much im bustin a hella huge load of Freedom down this forin chicks throat son happy forth of july get that pussy

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bang some chicks on tumblr

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out im hella dumb w/the Internet but my lil bro got a tumblr page set up for bang some chicks. if you wanna check out how to fuck chicks on tumblr plus see some hella good pics of fake tities check it out. heres the web site (NOT the reguler site i mean the tumblr site)

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reader question is she cheatin on me or what

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out we got a hella good Reader  question from my boy gdub. hes all “Hi Frank,

I have a question. My girlfriend found a picture of another girl on my phone. (It’s from www.thechive.com) so I am clearly not in a relationship with the girl in the picture (although she is beautiful)! My girlfriend started crying, as she could not believe I had a picture of another girl on my phone. I mentioned this to a “player” friend and he said she is cheating on me. What do you think?’

ok bro 1sd the fuck you lookin at the chive for. shit is hella AFC. but for real tho she is def cheatin on you. heres why

1. chicks get hella Defesnsive when their cheatin. like she went crazy cryin over a pic of some chive chick you def arent bangin cuz youre AFC. a normal not cheatin chick will see the pic &be like “whatevs’ &just go on like nothing happened. Youre girl is def feelin guilty bro

2. either that or she is hella crazy. chicks are mad Crazy but even for chicks cryin cuz of a pic is xtra hella crazy so the Logicul  anser is that shes cheatin

there you go playa shes cheatin so get out there get some new pussy son heres some fake titites for motivashun

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what do you do if a chick doesnt text you back

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out a lotta times chicks give you there Number but there hella dumb &forget you are a Playa or just are takin a shit or whatever &never anser the text. so what you gonna do son

heres what you do its hella easy &thats dont do shit. dont be hittin her up a bunch thats thirsty as fuck playa dont do it. forget the bitch &find a diffrent bitch

i was bangin this chick &she gets a text from some Orbiter all “hey whats up ;)’ you can tell hes hella AFC cuz he uses smiley faces like a fag. she didnt anser for like 5 mins cuz its fuck time &check htis out the AFC acshully sends like 5 more Texts. hes all worried like “yo are you hangin out with f-close frank i herd hes got hurpies.’ hes wrong playa get your dick checked but for real the chick was laffin at him cuz he buys her shit all the time never gets a pity HJ or nuthin

mad afc son again don’t do it one text thats it

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game for gay dudes how to get that dick if your gay

yo whaddup its f close frank. check this out got a hella good Email qesshun from a dude named starstud1972. hes all “Hi Frank 🙂 You seem to have very good advice for meeting women. I am a gay man. Do you have any advice for your homosexual readers?”

1. all i kno about really is bangin chicks but if you live in Miami you see hella gay dudes so i asked this dude leather stan whats up with gettin that dick. leather stan works the door at this gay bar next to my uncles house so the dude is straight up a legit gay playa

2nt its hella easy to get that dick son. unlike w/chicks just goin up to a dude &showin him youre dick is a good opener. leather stan says always go with the dick opener shit works hella good

also you can just grab a dudes dick its ok in the gay bar

3rd wear Pants w/no ass gay dudes are all about that shit. gotta show your DTF son

4. basicaly you gotta remember that dudes like to fuck and gay dudes like to fuck other dudes. sounds pretty easy son your game is kinda like chick game (minus the fake Tities) just dont be ugly boom your gettin that dick

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book review 3 bromigos how to get laid online dating

yo whaddup its f close frank. check this out our boys in 3 bromigos put out this new ebook shit is hella good so check it out son

1st off 3 bromigos are hella legit playas son i seen pics of some chicks matt &bojangels banged &for real they are hella fly. (the chicks not matt &bojangels.) so these dudes know whats up esp with ok cupid. i never tried ok cupid so i read the e book that matt gave me &tryed it out

basically i already kno that chicks are hella dtf on ok cupid. im already hella good at Online dating but matts got a Sistum for bangin chicks even better than my shit on plenty of Fish. i got laid in like a week on ok cupid with matts openers &shit beleve me its mad easy esp in miami cuz chicks are hella big sluts.

for real if your a legit PUA you need this book shit has hella good Info plus its only 5 bucks so don’t be a fuckin broke ass support 3 bromigos &buy their shit.

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