Doing it the REAL doggie style

first of all, i am a hardcore PUA so if you think this posting is going to be about how to do a bitch from behind or how you can pick up a girl while you walk your dog YOU ARE A LOSER. i don’t fuck with junior high player shit like that.

there is a lot of science made by doctors that show that people have behavior. one way to use that behavior to your advantage is by being suggestive and setting the stage for your dick to come out and play with fresh sweet pussy. but sometimes a bitch won’t give it up easy because she has jesus in her heart or a husband in the other room or something, and you have to be player smooth about your seduction. that’s where REAL doggie style comes in to play. all you need is a pooch, some peanut butter TONS OF GAME and a hot bitch you really want to dick.

first you want to set a romantic mood. candles are expensive and they burn you if you touch them, so just shut off all the lights and turn the tv on instead. BE SURE TO PUT IT ON MUTE so that she is not distracted by the sound.

then go into your bedroom and spread peanut butter on your dog’s balls. when your dog walks into the living room and starts licking his sack, this will make the girl hot. not because she wants to suck off the dog because that would be sick. its because science says that when a woman will see a sex act even if it is just suggested, she will get hot and start wanting sex herself.  you cannot set a suggestive sexy mood by masturbating yourself because that would tip her off to your motives and she may walk away. you have to be SUGGESTIVE so that’s where the dog comes in. it’s a little mind trick of suggestive hornyness you are creating for her.

this is a very smooth player move that sets the mood for slaying fresh pussy. it will help if you get a dog that is black and white so it will subliminally remind her of a tuxedo. bitches like to be classy, and a TRUE ALPHA knows how to be classy.

the only thing is to be careful with the peanut butter. one bitch had an allergic reaction to it even though i’m suspicious how she got that close, and i later learned that something i stepped in wasn’t peanut butter after all. now my shoes stank. but pound for pound, doing it REAL doggie style is where it’s at. are you MAN ENOUGH to try it?

i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.

smoking hot girl in short shorts

science shows hot chicks like dogs

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