Grandma game: beat that old pussy up like a champ!!!

today i’m going to teach you how to run straight up bag of bones PUA game and stick it to grandma like that dirty bitch likes it. i don’t mean your personal grandma, because that’s sick. i’m talking about just some regular old bitch.

sometimes my friends make fun of me for giving the PUA treatment to women who were born in the olden days, but ALPHAS DON’T CARE WHAT IDIOTS SAY! i have so many young bitches that i can afford to graffiti a geriatric gina every now and then. so here’s all you have to do.

go to a perkins or old country buffay somewhere and say ‘im DTF Dave, and i can treat you right.” usually that’s all it takes because old ladies are the biggest whores. they got used to selling ass back during the depression so they are always DTF with a hot alpha stud. here are the reasons that if you are SECURE with your alpha self that beating up old pussy can be VERY ALPHA.

one- they will bake you some cookies when you’re done

two- if they get out of line and you have to knock their teeth out, they can put them back in and you won’t go to jail

three- they’re already used to hip fractures, so you can pound away without a care

for- they aint on their periods anymore so they wont turn you down

five- they have all kinds of good medication just laying around for the taking

six- they will write you a check if you promise to double their investment. then you can split

seven- they probably have at least one hot daughter or granddaughter. you can push for a family treesome

i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.

hot sexy cougar big tits

—-twitter is for high school bitches but i got one anyway @bangsomechicks

4 thoughts on “Grandma game: beat that old pussy up like a champ!!!

  1. player i no you did not just make a comment on my posting from downstairs. you can just tell me this shit and i will know. and I KNOW YOU WOULD GET UP ON THAT!!!!

  2. Pingback: reader question how do you fuck a gmilf | Bang Some Chicks

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *