Merry CHRISTmas !!! be sure to go a wassailing

every year at CHRISTmas (i say it as CHRISTmas on a count of i am religious other than my pua beliefs) my family has the best holiday tradition of going a wassailing. we use my aunt Katie for this tradition because she is so fucking fat that she can’t fight back to well. she just sits there crying and saying ‘i am a human being with feelings, and i love my family  !!! so why are you summbitches treating me so badly when i do so much for you?’

hahahahaha hahah haha !!! its because youre fucking fat you wortless two ton piece of shit.

but in case you are a pagan without CHRIST in your CHRISTmas and do not know what the tradition of wassailing is, here is the definition: wassailing is the art of wrestling a waffle from a fat chick. it’s fun as hell, and though you have to be careful not to leave physical marks (fat chicks bruise easily despite all that cushioning), you can leave all the emotional scars you want

this article may not have much to do with PUA lifestyle living, but its CHRISTmas and my mind is not on that shit right now. its on the mangy baby jesus where it should be. And fat Katie.

leggo my eggo you fat cunt !!!

i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.

sexy santa

look at that rump a pum pum !!! Miss Saint Nick can suck my dick !!!

—-twitter is for high school bitches but i got one anyway @bangsomechicks

 

4 thoughts on “Merry CHRISTmas !!! be sure to go a wassailing

  1. I’m not the Christmas type, but I’m gonna be sarging and gaming like there’s no tomorrow, especially down here in the islands.

  2. they have christmas in the islands? there cant be christmas with no snow, dude

    go get that pussy and by the way me and f-close really dig the new look of your website page

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