reader question how do you fuck a gmilf

yo whaddup its f-close frank check this out i got a hella good reader question from this dude bill186. hes all

Hi Frank. I have a question. Have you ever had sex with a much older woman (60+)? I’m 45 but I love grandmothers. I’d like to know what is the best way to have sex with a grandmother. Thank you.

– Bill

For real thats a hella good question. Im 26 so no lie homie gmilfs (grandma i’d like to fuck = gmilf) aint really my thing but check this out i asked my dad who is a old school playa. Dad bangs hella gmilfs no lie

so anyway dad gave me 2 good tips for bangin that old school pussy. check it out

1.you gotta go to the right bar. Gmilfs will NOT be at places like strip Clubs. You gotta find gmilfs at bars like chilis or some bar in a strip mall. like next to a chinese restarant. you know what im talkin about. if theres karaoke your prob gonna find some gmilf pussy nearby too.

remember when you are pickin up Gmilfs STRIP MALL not STRIP CLUB.

write that shit down playa

2.A good place is also the Doctors office. old people are hella fuckin themselves up all the time so they always gotta go to the Docter. Broken hip, newmonia, whatever theyre def gonna be gettin stiched up. Hella good bonus = old ladies got a bunch of pain killers so you can be like “yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out youre hella fly but do you got any oxycontin. Wanna do some in the doctors office then lemme get a crack at that pussy”

shit works every time son

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should you just be yourself when talking to girls

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out today im gonna talk about one of the worst pieces of game Advice ever. Its called ‘just be yourself’. dont do it son

Heres the problem with just bein yourself. If you arent getting chicks by bein your self, your probably a AFC (average frustrated chump) and you suck so why would you just be yourself. you gotta be BETTER than yourself. here’s how

1. Pretend like you dont suck. If youre a AFC you gotta fake it till you make it. even if youre feelin like a chump you gotta hide that shit bro. just act like the man long enough &trust me you WILL be the man evenshually. shit is science for real
2. Just bein yourself is hella dumb. you cant be tellin chicks “yo check this out but do you like video games. Im hella good at Call Of duty. you tryna play COD or what”. Hell no bro thats just being yourself but you suck. Chicks are gonna think your a nerd. try this instead “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out later I’m signin up for brazillion jew jitsu &gonna kick hella ass but are you tryna do some coke or what”

3.make sure you got some coke tho otherwise she will know for shure youre bullshittin her.

3.Do shit like lift weights in the Gym or get good at surfing or some shit so your acshually cool &you dont gotta fake being cool. that way once you stop suckin you can just be chill which is like bein yourself but better than you used to be. thats called self Improvement

anyway for real tho dont be your self be way better. chicks love it son get out there &get that pussy. Heres some big fake tits

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how to tell if a chick has fake tits

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out as you know i like hella big fake Tities. but how do you know if theyre fake or just Reguler titties. your gonna be hella Dissapointed if you take off some chicks bra and they sag or whatever so heres how to tell if a chick has fake tits. its super easy son. plus knowin how to spot fake tits is a Esenshul PUA skill

1.the titties are saggy. this is a big one. fake tities are NOT saggy. if a chick has a expensive bra on tho it can look like shes got fake tities so dont be fooled playa. be all like “yo whaddup i aint seen you in forever gimme a hug”. then you can see if they (the tities) are squishy. this shit works even if you never seen the chick trust me theyll hug you anyway unless your ugly. so dont be ugly
2. the tops of fake tities are round. reguler tities arent round at the top. I’m talkin about the cleavage. again a good bra will fool you so make sure you look at her tities for a long time just to be shure. just stare at em till you figure it out
3. she doesnt flash you her tities when you ask. chicks w/fake tities love to show em off. Be all like “yo show me your tits” and if she busts em out right away theyre probly fake. even if not you just saw tities playa hell yeah
4. if your still Confused just ask if shes got fake tits

for real tho its hella easy to know how to tell if a chick has fake tits. once you know if theyre fake make sure you spit made game cuz chicks w/fake tits are hella sexy bro

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bang some chicks on tumblr

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out im hella dumb w/the Internet but my lil bro got a tumblr page set up for bang some chicks. if you wanna check out how to fuck chicks on tumblr plus see some hella good pics of fake tities check it out. heres the web site (NOT the reguler site i mean the tumblr site)

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f-close frank teams up with dad & they fuck Cougers

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out if youre game sucks dick theres a easy way to get that pussy &thats by bangin cougers. a couger is a old chick thats lookin to get some dick from Younger dudes. shits hella easy son check it out heres what went down.

yesterday i went to this old dude bar with my dad cuz its his bday so had to buy him shots. respect youre elders playa

anyway we went to the vfw which sucks dick to hang out its all dudes. i was all “dad its youre birth day you gotta get that pussy son “(even tho i am his acshual son). so i took him to skybar out by the beach there was hella cougers son im talkin mad thirsty old ladies. dad is a OG playa so i let him do his thing pretty soon hes makin out with some old lady hell yeah.

i was checkin out these couger chicks w/fake tities &this old lady comes up. shes all “whaddup lemme buy you a drink. lemme get a crack at that dick. ‘ im all whoa usuaaly i gotta bust out some coke or somthin to ge tlaid that qucik but fuck it why not. she was mad old but had fake tities so pretty soon im gettin my dick sucked in the bath room. tried to bang but her pussy was mad dry. maybe its cuz shes hella thirsty

anyway im hearin somebody fuckin in the Other stall so after i nut in grandmas hair i was all yo dad you gettin that pussy?” hes like “whaddup frank hell yeah’ so we high fived over the stall

after that the cougers were all like what the fuck did you just high five. me &dad were all hell yeah buy us shots its dads bday. cougers are mad easy &got that mom instict so they got us wasted for free

i was sick of gettin my dick sucked so me &dad went back to my place &played xbox pretty much best birth day ever.

happy bday dad heres some big fake tities

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