reader question how come you didnt write bang some chicks for like a year

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out i didnt write anything on bang some chicks for like a year. i started it up again &some readers are like ‘yo what the fuck frank where you been” so heres the deal

if you read this site back in the day you prob remember my boy dtf dave. check this out i went to high school w/Dave &we got into PUA together too. dudes a legit playa

me &dave were hella tite basically bros for life. you know whats up like you got that one good friend &hes always the one you chill with or do coke with at the Strip club.

anyway dave went to jail

dude kept fuckin up &like a year ago he finaly got out of jail. thing is tho he found jeezus &thats mad fuckin gay when your tryna pick up chicks. im tryna get that pussy &daves all like ‘check this out you gotta repent your sins &not do coke or fuck chicks.” then hes talkin to chicks &hes all like “yo check this out but did you know fake tities are not part of gods plan”

fuck that bro when i herd that shit i had enuff of his jeezus shit. basically dave is NOT a legit PUA any more which sucks plus hes fuckin up my game nonstop.

anyway dave met this chick at church. shes ok maybe like a 6 but she has small tits &wont even do coke hella fuckin buzz kill. daves like ‘frank check this out we cant be friends if you wont accept jeezis into your Life”.

for real tho dave &me will allways be boys but hes doin his own thing. hes got a kid &shit now which is gay because hes prob changing diapers like a fag at this very minute. im on my own playa its all good tho. I desided to write more bang some chicks articals maybe a book too.

for real tho these fake tities are def part of gods plan check em out

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f-close frank bangs a Stripper with a hare lip

yo whaddup its f-close frank. so check this out last friday i was out at the Strip club checkin out some tities. dave is still on house arest bein a fag so i was rollin solo gettin hella drunk. pretty soon i see this chick shes like checkin out my dick from across the room so if you know anything abou t Stripper game you know its time to get a Lap Dance.

so i walk up to this chick and im all “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out you got hella big tities but are you cuban.” shes all “see ameego’ or whatever the fuck i dont speak cuban. anyway she asks me if i  want a lap dance im all hell yeah. she takes me in the back &shes all touchin my dick so i know im gettin that pussy son. shes all grindin on my dick and then i  see shes got a hare lip. like not a bad one like the kid on the save the children commershul but still its hella fucked up. anyway im tryin to focus on the tities but  that hare lip is all right in my face i slip her an extra 20 &she unzips my pants starts jackin me off.

i got out some coke &put some on my dick so she blows a line &im laughin cuz she has coke on her hare lip. shit is hella funny &shes all what the fuck pooto whats so funny. im all yo check this out lemme get a crack at that pussy shes all coked out so of course pretty soon im watchin those fake tities bounce around while shes ridin my dick. any way shes all can i suck your dick im all hell yeah so anyway chicks with a hare lip can suck dick just like any other chick give it a try shit is mad funny

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