how to fuck a Single Mom

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out if youre like me you like to fuck strippers and lots of strippers are Single Moms. so if you wanna fuck strippers you gotta know how to fuck a single Mom. lucky for you playa shit is hella easy so listen up heres how you fuck a single mother.

1. you gotta find a single mom. theyre hella easy to find cuz lots of chicks have kids these days. like I said before go to the strip club or else theres hella single moms on Plenty of Fish

2.make shure shes got fake tits cuz havin a kid will mad fuck up a chicks titties no lie. if you go to the Strip Club you can tell if shes got good tits cuz you can pay some money to see the tits 1st. hella good time saver

2.Single moms are hella DTF. you know this cuz they already got a kid but check this out most dudes dont wanna smash cuz kids fuckin suck no lie. so if youre down to smash out even tho shes got a kid your half way there playa. as always dont be ugly

3. you dont need to waist time with shit like goin on a date or whatever stupid shit your ushually tryna do. Just text her the ultimate power move. check it out playa

“yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out you tryna get a baby sitter. ill pay for it”

kids suck so bad you gotta pay some body else to watch em so if you foot the bill for a baby sitter boom playa kid is gone your gettin that pussy for shure.

basically heres the formula for fuckin a single mom.

find one -> be dtf (she already is unless youre ugly so dont be ugly) -> throw down cash for a baby sitter

never hurts to have some Coke on hand when she heads over to your place no lie

thats basically it bro if youre tryna get that notch count up into the 100s like yours truely might wanna check out some single moms

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how to tell if a chick has fake tits

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out as you know i like hella big fake Tities. but how do you know if theyre fake or just Reguler titties. your gonna be hella Dissapointed if you take off some chicks bra and they sag or whatever so heres how to tell if a chick has fake tits. its super easy son. plus knowin how to spot fake tits is a Esenshul PUA skill

1.the titties are saggy. this is a big one. fake tities are NOT saggy. if a chick has a expensive bra on tho it can look like shes got fake tities so dont be fooled playa. be all like “yo whaddup i aint seen you in forever gimme a hug”. then you can see if they (the tities) are squishy. this shit works even if you never seen the chick trust me theyll hug you anyway unless your ugly. so dont be ugly
2. the tops of fake tities are round. reguler tities arent round at the top. I’m talkin about the cleavage. again a good bra will fool you so make sure you look at her tities for a long time just to be shure. just stare at em till you figure it out
3. she doesnt flash you her tities when you ask. chicks w/fake tities love to show em off. Be all like “yo show me your tits” and if she busts em out right away theyre probly fake. even if not you just saw tities playa hell yeah
4. if your still Confused just ask if shes got fake tits

for real tho its hella easy to know how to tell if a chick has fake tits. once you know if theyre fake make sure you spit made game cuz chicks w/fake tits are hella sexy bro

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how to get laid on valentines day

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out last week was valintines Day. shit was mad gay but chicks love valentineds day so if you missed out youre fuckin up son. do that shit right next time heres how.

1. take her to a Movie &resterant

yeah right son thats AFC shit heres the real way cuz valentines day is for chumps. you gotta tell your chick its like a reguler day. act like you aint got nothin goin on &shes gonna get all Pissed off. chicks love valentines day cuz its about love &chicks love love so you gotta make it a big Surprize. heres how you get laid on valentines day

be like ‘ok were goin to mcdonalds do you want a mcburger.” &shes for shure gonna get pissed. then when shes good &pissed bust out the real shit

1. drive to mcdoalds
2.act like your gonna order then be like fuck you &drive off
3.take youre chick to the club
5. be liek happy valentines day girl i got us some coke
6.bang her in the bath room

shit is Romantic as fuck son try it

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get laid with preselection

yo whaddup its f-close frank. cehck this out did you know you can get laid w/chicks just by hanging out w/other chicks. shit works hella good its syents son. what is pre selection its when chicks see you w/other chicks &their like “yo whats up w/frank hes with this ho &shes got bigger fake tities. whats the deal”

thats  how you create mystery son

the other day im hangin out at deans gold (which is one of the best Strip clubs in miami check it out ) &gettin a Lap Dance. of course this is from a chick with the biggest fake tities in the joint. pretty soon other chicks are comin up all “yo frank you wanna lap dance or nah I’ll give you one for free” pretty soon im gettin mad lap dances fake tities all up in my face.

you gotta pull this same shit w/reguler chicks too. like if you get friend Zoned by a chick but shes got big tities hang out with her anyway. 1. shes gonna get you free shit 2. other chicks will think your the man then boom number close son

check it out pre selection is the shit

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f-close frank gets a freedom blow job on 4th of July

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out shit got mad crazy on forth of july.  i went out ot the beach to check out some tities. suns out guns out was   peecockin by wearin some hella fresh america shades then i seen these 2 latina Chicks speakin some langwige. im all “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out your hella fly but were are you from.”

this chick was all “we are from porto rico we like your sun glasses’ hell yeah son

so im all like “whats up w/forth of july. are you partyin for america or porto rico.’ the fat one is all porto rico is america Which is hella wrong but its whatevs. cant be callin chicks out on their stupid shit or you wont get that pussy son. I ask the ugly one ‘yo check htis out do you like Fire Works.” shes all hell yeah so I’m like “check out this box of sparklers shit is tite also heres some food”

shes mad Distracted w/sparklers &hot dogs so i hit up the hot chick all “yo lets go do some coke in the porta potty.” shes down so pretty much im bustin a hella huge load of Freedom down this forin chicks throat son happy forth of july get that pussy

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bang some chicks on tumblr

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out im hella dumb w/the Internet but my lil bro got a tumblr page set up for bang some chicks. if you wanna check out how to fuck chicks on tumblr plus see some hella good pics of fake tities check it out. heres the web site (NOT the reguler site i mean the tumblr site)

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how to get a chick to text you a pic of her tits

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out a lot of times dudes are askin ‘yo frank how come you got so many tit pics on youre fone” the anser is i get hella chicks to send me pics of there tits. heres how you do it playa

1.get a chicks number. can be at the mall, std clinc on plenty of Fish, whatever

2nd start textin her. you gotta be slick playa basicly you need to balence 3 things. be funny be sexshual & make her feel cumfortable but not too much. too many sex texts gonna freak her out too much comefort &your a pussy too funny your runnin clown game son

3 you gotta kno when the time is right bust this line “yo check this out whats youre best feeture” then shes ushally gonna hopefully say tities or ass boom playa thats when you say “prove it’. if shes all hell no then bust a joke be all “check this out youre a hella big prude but its cool how about just a bra pic insted.” thats de escalashun son shes prob gonna agree if she lies you then boom at leas t you got a bra pic even if you dont got tities. shit works every time check it out

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how to Fuck with orbiters

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this shit out if your fuckin a decent lookin chick garanteed shes got mad Orbiters. whats a orbiter its when some chump dude hangs out buyin a chick all kinda shit like dinner or presents for no reason thinkin if he hangs out long enuf hes gonna get that pussy.

shits mad AFC dont do it son

anyway your gonna have to bust out mad defense on these fags heres how you do it. most chicks are gonna get pissed if your all “hey your a orbiter fuck off” so you gotta be Sneaky.

i been bangin this college chick &shes got mad Orbiters. the other day shes all “yo frank you wanna come to teh dorm &eat some dorm Food.” so im all hell yeah cuz free food is hella good. i see her &slap her ass then im gettin maddawged by this AFC turns out hes a Orbiter &hes all pissed cuz hes all about this chick im bangin. so of course i squeeze her tities in front of him boom son orbiter destroyed

then we went to eat some food this other orbiter wants to meet her there. like i give a shit dude is mad AFC hes goin down son. hes hella AFC like i figured &he looks like one of those high school shooting kids. dude was in the army &claims he had ptsd but i asked &he got kicked out cuz hes crazy so basically unlike legit army dudes this dude is a pussy

he wont say shit at dinner cuz hes hella Wierd but again im makin my chick laugh cuz im a legit PUA &she wants my dick. slapped her ass some more dude is lookin like hes gonna   shoot up  the cafeteerea. this other orbiter shows up &im all ‘yo check out homeboy dude hella looks like hes gonna shoot up the school” orbiter #3 runs off &tells the cops boom cops tear up homeboys room lookin for guns &shit. what a fag

anyway thats how i got rid of 3 orbiters in 1 nite give it a try shit is hella fun heres some tities

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bang some chicks ebook is comin out soon

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out been workin hard on the bang some chicks ebook. this shit is gonna be the best gide to gettin chicks for real son its all your gonna need to bang sexy chicks.

its gonna have every post from the bang some chicks site plus a bunch of new shit that wont be on the site. your gonna learn shit like this

1. gettin that pussy
2 dressin like a playa
3 how to score coke
4 strip clubs
5 bein a legit PUA

plus your gettin hella pics of fake titties just like on the site. shits gonna be sick best part its free just down load that shit& youll be a legit PUA in no time son. heres some tities

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