how to Fuck with orbiters

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this shit out if your fuckin a decent lookin chick garanteed shes got mad Orbiters. whats a orbiter its when some chump dude hangs out buyin a chick all kinda shit like dinner or presents for no reason thinkin if he hangs out long enuf hes gonna get that pussy.

shits mad AFC dont do it son

anyway your gonna have to bust out mad defense on these fags heres how you do it. most chicks are gonna get pissed if your all “hey your a orbiter fuck off” so you gotta be Sneaky.

i been bangin this college chick &shes got mad Orbiters. the other day shes all “yo frank you wanna come to teh dorm &eat some dorm Food.” so im all hell yeah cuz free food is hella good. i see her &slap her ass then im gettin maddawged by this AFC turns out hes a Orbiter &hes all pissed cuz hes all about this chick im bangin. so of course i squeeze her tities in front of him boom son orbiter destroyed

then we went to eat some food this other orbiter wants to meet her there. like i give a shit dude is mad AFC hes goin down son. hes hella AFC like i figured &he looks like one of those high school shooting kids. dude was in the army &claims he had ptsd but i asked &he got kicked out cuz hes crazy so basically unlike legit army dudes this dude is a pussy

he wont say shit at dinner cuz hes hella Wierd but again im makin my chick laugh cuz im a legit PUA &she wants my dick. slapped her ass some more dude is lookin like hes gonna   shoot up  the cafeteerea. this other orbiter shows up &im all ‘yo check out homeboy dude hella looks like hes gonna shoot up the school” orbiter #3 runs off &tells the cops boom cops tear up homeboys room lookin for guns &shit. what a fag

anyway thats how i got rid of 3 orbiters in 1 nite give it a try shit is hella fun heres some tities

blond chick huge fake tits bikini by the pool

 

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