reader question how do you fuck a gmilf

yo whaddup its f-close frank check this out i got a hella good reader question from this dude bill186. hes all

Hi Frank. I have a question. Have you ever had sex with a much older woman (60+)? I’m 45 but I love grandmothers. I’d like to know what is the best way to have sex with a grandmother. Thank you.

– Bill

For real thats a hella good question. Im 26 so no lie homie gmilfs (grandma i’d like to fuck = gmilf) aint really my thing but check this out i asked my dad who is a old school playa. Dad bangs hella gmilfs no lie

so anyway dad gave me 2 good tips for bangin that old school pussy. check it out

1.you gotta go to the right bar. Gmilfs will NOT be at places like strip Clubs. You gotta find gmilfs at bars like chilis or some bar in a strip mall. like next to a chinese restarant. you know what im talkin about. if theres karaoke your prob gonna find some gmilf pussy nearby too.

remember when you are pickin up Gmilfs STRIP MALL not STRIP CLUB.

write that shit down playa

2.A good place is also the Doctors office. old people are hella fuckin themselves up all the time so they always gotta go to the Docter. Broken hip, newmonia, whatever theyre def gonna be gettin stiched up. Hella good bonus = old ladies got a bunch of pain killers so you can be like “yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out youre hella fly but do you got any oxycontin. Wanna do some in the doctors office then lemme get a crack at that pussy”

shit works every time son

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how to fuck a Single Mom

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out if youre like me you like to fuck strippers and lots of strippers are Single Moms. so if you wanna fuck strippers you gotta know how to fuck a single Mom. lucky for you playa shit is hella easy so listen up heres how you fuck a single mother.

1. you gotta find a single mom. theyre hella easy to find cuz lots of chicks have kids these days. like I said before go to the strip club or else theres hella single moms on Plenty of Fish

2.make shure shes got fake tits cuz havin a kid will mad fuck up a chicks titties no lie. if you go to the Strip Club you can tell if shes got good tits cuz you can pay some money to see the tits 1st. hella good time saver

2.Single moms are hella DTF. you know this cuz they already got a kid but check this out most dudes dont wanna smash cuz kids fuckin suck no lie. so if youre down to smash out even tho shes got a kid your half way there playa. as always dont be ugly

3. you dont need to waist time with shit like goin on a date or whatever stupid shit your ushually tryna do. Just text her the ultimate power move. check it out playa

“yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out you tryna get a baby sitter. ill pay for it”

kids suck so bad you gotta pay some body else to watch em so if you foot the bill for a baby sitter boom playa kid is gone your gettin that pussy for shure.

basically heres the formula for fuckin a single mom.

find one -> be dtf (she already is unless youre ugly so dont be ugly) -> throw down cash for a baby sitter

never hurts to have some Coke on hand when she heads over to your place no lie

thats basically it bro if youre tryna get that notch count up into the 100s like yours truely might wanna check out some single moms

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how to get laid on valentines day

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out last week was valintines Day. shit was mad gay but chicks love valentineds day so if you missed out youre fuckin up son. do that shit right next time heres how.

1. take her to a Movie &resterant

yeah right son thats AFC shit heres the real way cuz valentines day is for chumps. you gotta tell your chick its like a reguler day. act like you aint got nothin goin on &shes gonna get all Pissed off. chicks love valentines day cuz its about love &chicks love love so you gotta make it a big Surprize. heres how you get laid on valentines day

be like ‘ok were goin to mcdonalds do you want a mcburger.” &shes for shure gonna get pissed. then when shes good &pissed bust out the real shit

1. drive to mcdoalds
2.act like your gonna order then be like fuck you &drive off
3.take youre chick to the club
5. be liek happy valentines day girl i got us some coke
6.bang her in the bath room

shit is Romantic as fuck son try it

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how to meet chicks at a Coffee shop

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out i herd that a Coffe shop is a hella good place to meat chicks. coffee sucks but i went anyway

if you dont kno how to get coffie just go into a star bucks &you can get some. i went in &tried to hit on the star bucks counter chick 1st. im all like “. check htis out are you tryna do some coke or do you just drink coffie all day.’ shes all ‘sir if you aren t gonna order pleeze Leave the store’ shes hella lame but its whatever so i got some coffe.

next up theres this hella fly chick on a computer. heres a good line for chicks if their on the computer.

‘yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is). check this out your hella fly but is that a real computer.”

thats called day game son

talk to her for a while about the Computer then tell her a story about how this one time you stold a computer from the high school &erased every bodys grades cuz you were failin school. then you got busted &had to do community service for like 3 months &youre dad was hella pissed but still baut you beer anyway. dads hella cool like that

anyway talk to some chicks at the cofffee shop son its hella easy. get that number &get that pussy

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what if you 2 pump chump a chick

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out one time i got a notch &hella fucked that shit up i mean like bad son. i was fuckin around with her tryin to ge t her to bang &it took like 2 hrs i was hella turnt up plus she had a hella good pussy

so when i Finallly got her to let me bang straight up i 2 pump chumped it. that means i busted a Nut like 20 secs after i put my dick in her pussy. thats also called pre mashure ejackulashun son dont do it

anyway shit happens bro heres how you recover

1. you gotta hit it again. just be all like “yo check this out your hella fly so i busted a nut hella quick but for real tho were doin it again” then you bang her out when your fresh. shit works for real

2. fuck it bro sometimes its game over. i done it a couple a times to chicks &for real they some times wont give you 2 chances. all you gotta do is say fuck it &find a new chick. dont call again shes gonna think your a hella big chump anyway dont make it worse. fuck it tho just remememeber your the man no big deal.

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reader question should you bang youre cousin

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out we got a hella good question from this dude that wants to be anonimus. hes all “Hi Frank,

At Christmas dinner I noticed I have a very attractive cousin. Is it OK to game her?’

this is a hella good Qeustion  bro. the anser is it depends

ok so you gotta ask your self 1. is she hella hot

2. if she is than what if you get caught fuckin her in the other room while kids are gettin presents on xmas.

3 is she on the pill

if you ansered yes to #1 &3 then go for it playa. its like when you go to the dentist &youre gamin the chick at the desk you only see her like 1 time a year so fuck it why not. for real tho dont knock that pussy up or youre gonna have a hella weird lookin baby like hills have eyes shit. dont do it son

if you get caught tho youre family is gonna think “yo f-close frank (or whatever your name is) why are you balls deep in cousin kaitlyn” then you gotta lie be all like “check this out unkel jon for real tho she was bent over tyin her shoe while i was adjustin my Nuts. tripped &fell landed with my dick in her pussy shit happens son get over it.’ he’ll be all like ‘thats fucked up bro for real that is in sest.” but fuck him dudes a AFC anyway cuz he got kicked out of the Strip Club that one time.

there you  go playa keep it in the family. also read this shit dave wrote about gettin that pussy on thanks giving

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how to pick up chicks at ihop

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out one of the  Best places to  pick up chicks is ihop. you kno the pancake place. if chicks are eatin pancakes  they put out. shit is sceince son

anyway heres how you get that pussy at ihop. first off go in at like 3 in the morning bars are closed chicks are gonna be hella drunk cuz you gotta be hella drunk to eat ihop. shit is mad gross for real

when you see a drunk chick eatin pancakes roll up &be all “yo whaddup its f-close frank (or whatever your name is_) check this out those look like hella good pancakes but are those blue berry.” she’ll be all “yeah there blueberry (or not if there straw berry whatevs doesnt matter)” thats when you hella quick just eat some of her pancakes. dont even  use a Fork or anything

this does 2 things first of all gets you free pancakes which is a hella good deal (free). 2td it shows the chick that youre a Dominent guy that just will walk up &eat some shit off a chicks plate. shit is legit son pretty soon after you eat her pancakes your eatin her pussy its that easy.

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