how to tell if a chick has fake tits

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out as you know i like hella big fake Tities. but how do you know if theyre fake or just Reguler titties. your gonna be hella Dissapointed if you take off some chicks bra and they sag or whatever so heres how to tell if a chick has fake tits. its super easy son. plus knowin how to spot fake tits is a Esenshul PUA skill

1.the titties are saggy. this is a big one. fake tities are NOT saggy. if a chick has a expensive bra on tho it can look like shes got fake tities so dont be fooled playa. be all like “yo whaddup i aint seen you in forever gimme a hug”. then you can see if they (the tities) are squishy. this shit works even if you never seen the chick trust me theyll hug you anyway unless your ugly. so dont be ugly
2. the tops of fake tities are round. reguler tities arent round at the top. I’m talkin about the cleavage. again a good bra will fool you so make sure you look at her tities for a long time just to be shure. just stare at em till you figure it out
3. she doesnt flash you her tities when you ask. chicks w/fake tities love to show em off. Be all like “yo show me your tits” and if she busts em out right away theyre probly fake. even if not you just saw tities playa hell yeah
4. if your still Confused just ask if shes got fake tits

for real tho its hella easy to know how to tell if a chick has fake tits. once you know if theyre fake make sure you spit made game cuz chicks w/fake tits are hella sexy bro

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f-close frank gets a freedom blow job on 4th of July

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out shit got mad crazy on forth of july.  i went out ot the beach to check out some tities. suns out guns out was   peecockin by wearin some hella fresh america shades then i seen these 2 latina Chicks speakin some langwige. im all “yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out your hella fly but were are you from.”

this chick was all “we are from porto rico we like your sun glasses’ hell yeah son

so im all like “whats up w/forth of july. are you partyin for america or porto rico.’ the fat one is all porto rico is america Which is hella wrong but its whatevs. cant be callin chicks out on their stupid shit or you wont get that pussy son. I ask the ugly one ‘yo check htis out do you like Fire Works.” shes all hell yeah so I’m like “check out this box of sparklers shit is tite also heres some food”

shes mad Distracted w/sparklers &hot dogs so i hit up the hot chick all “yo lets go do some coke in the porta potty.” shes down so pretty much im bustin a hella huge load of Freedom down this forin chicks throat son happy forth of july get that pussy

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how to get a chick to text you a pic of her tits

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out a lot of times dudes are askin ‘yo frank how come you got so many tit pics on youre fone” the anser is i get hella chicks to send me pics of there tits. heres how you do it playa

1.get a chicks number. can be at the mall, std clinc on plenty of Fish, whatever

2nd start textin her. you gotta be slick playa basicly you need to balence 3 things. be funny be sexshual & make her feel cumfortable but not too much. too many sex texts gonna freak her out too much comefort &your a pussy too funny your runnin clown game son

3 you gotta kno when the time is right bust this line “yo check this out whats youre best feeture” then shes ushally gonna hopefully say tities or ass boom playa thats when you say “prove it’. if shes all hell no then bust a joke be all “check this out youre a hella big prude but its cool how about just a bra pic insted.” thats de escalashun son shes prob gonna agree if she lies you then boom at leas t you got a bra pic even if you dont got tities. shit works every time check it out

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are you a boobs man or a tits man

yo whaddup its f-close frank. so check this out  i was down at bufalo wild wings (bdubs) and heard these AFCs talkin about “yo bro are you a tits man or an ass man.” this is dumb as fuck everybody knows that real men & espeshially PUAs are all about the tits heres why.

1. tits are fuckin awesome

2 fake tities are even better because they are bigger. bigger=better

3. if you are a Ass man and are all actin like you dont give a fuck about  tits you are prob gay because gay dudes are all about the ass and dont give a fuck about  titties.

me dave & john are all about the titties and as you are  already aware we are legit PUAs so next time some AFC fag asks you ‘duhhhhhhhh um are you a tits man or an ass man” just be all like what the fuck are you a fag fuckin titties of course. if even somebody asks you that question you know they are mad fuckin AFC dont even bother talking to them

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