strippers make the best harem girls because they are nasty. i don’t give a fuck what anybody says, it takes a fucked in the head bitch to be able to crawl around naked on her hands and knees scooping up dollar bills after a song and still be able to look at herself in the mirror when she is done !!!
but sometimes it is hard to pick up strippers in the strip club because they are in whore mode. i have used my PUA skills successfully in the club before and got some stripper pussy for free, but it is better to meat them in real life not in the strip club if you really want to dick a nasty bitch
here are the TOP TEN WAYS to tell how IF A GIRL IS A STRIPPER if you do not meat her in a strip club and just meat her on a regular club instead !!!
one- if you are in line behind her at the grocery store and she pays for her food itums with a $20 and 74 singles SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!! if there’s a couple of $2 bills in there too, you know goddamn well she is
two- if she’s fucking hot as fuck but she’s always single SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
three- if she has two kids but nobody has ever seen them SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
for- if she always has a ton of money but still can’t make the payments on her Mustang SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
five- if she can go for a swim under a waterfall in a rain storm and rinse off in a fire hose and STILL have glitter on her SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
six- if she has that look in her eyes that makes you sad and you don’t know why EVEN if you do not normerlly have feelings of pity for bitches SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
seven- if she keeps her EBT card and WIC coupons in a diamond studded Goochey purse SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
eight- if every thing expensive like a laptop and iphne and ipad she has she always say ‘my FRIEND bought this for me’ SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
nine- if she has two cell phones because she is too stupid to have two numbers on one device SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
ten- if she is 28 year old and is still supposedly working on her elementary education teaching certificate at devry or university of phenix SHE MIGHT BE A STRIPPER !!!
i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.
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