Turkey day game that will make her gobble your jiblets

i shoudnt make a article today because of my family is here at my moms for thanksgiving day which i call kill the indians day as a joke, but i had to share with you the mad game i just laid down on my cousin. now i know what you are thinking ‘DTF Dave wants to bang his cousin so hes spitting his game at her’ but no that is not the case. SHE IS JUST GOOD TOO PRACTICE ON and a player must practice his game when he can even if it is on his cousin at thanks giving !!!

cousin Becky is good to practice on because she is hot and is the type and age of girl i try to add to my PUA stable. she is a perfect target to practice on before i go to bars and open sets who do not contain my cousins. do you understand that? good then ok

so without any AA since she is my cousin and already at my table (and i do NOT HAVE AA ANYWAY) here is the opener i practiced on her that created a mad BT spike in the room !!!

i said to her ‘do you want another peace of turkey’ and she said ‘no’ then i said immediately ‘would  you want to be stuffed’ and she said ‘that is a inappropriate thing to say in front of my husband and children’

HAHAHAH !!! she pretended to be offended by my bold alpha opener, but that bitch kept giving me IOIs for the rest of the day. if she were not my cousin I KNOW SHE WOULD GIVE ME HER NUMBER. most guys think a bold statement like that would make you C&B but it is not true beacause bitches like a man who is bold and not afraid to say bold things that are of the SEDUCTION type.

and just because she is my cousin does not mean she is not totally fuckable even though her twat is probably stretched out from having kids. but i will still not fuck my cousin and i am just joking about her twat for the record.

i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.

fake tits on beautiful slut

i swear to god my cousin is as hot as this and fuckable if she wasnt my cousin !!!

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