yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out one of the easiest places to get that pussy is in a Gay Bar. your probably thinkin “bro check this out isnt a Gay Bar full of people who are Gay.’ the answer is yes theres hella gay dudes that s/ why you wanna check it out.
1.gay dudes dont want any pussy they just want to get that dick which is hella easy you got no competition playa.
2. you can tell which chicks are strait because they look like reguler chicks NOT chicks that play soft ball. if they play soft ball boom they are Gay son dont do it.
3.dudes will buy you hella free drinks thinkin they will get that dick. take advantuge but dont get too wasted otherwise youll wind up like that one time dave got fucked in the ass in jail
5.chicks are like ‘check this out theres no strait dudes we can make out with like any dude &it doesnt matter cuz they are hella gay.” boom you swoop in and start fingerin her on the dance floor while you listen to cher
6. gay dudes are all about coke nobody cares if you do Coke in the bathroom
ok now heres shit you gotta watch out for
1. there is trannys sometimes dont make out with em
2.like i said you might get fucked in the ass if you are too drunk
other than that theres hella Gay Bars in florida check em out son
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