are you considering breast implants? are you searching website pages looking for the latest patient safety data on breast augmentation? are you concerned about finding an appropriately credenteled provider with a proven track record in cosmetic surgery? are you looking for a clinical setting that’s comfortable and relaxing, and more like a spa than an ambalatory surgical center?
why? fake titties make the world go round so stop being a whiney little bitch, pick a tittie doctoer, and make an appointmenmt. here is a full list of the pros and cons to consider when making your decision to have breast augmentation ::
Pros of Breast Augmentation
Pro 1. you will boost your self-estem and increase your worth. If you even think your titties are too small or too natural feeling THEY ARE. by making them bigger and harder, you will make wieners everywhere bigger and harder which will improve your value as a woman. you can spend the rest of your life making sandwiches in order to be noticed by men or you can just pop out a double D tittie. IT IS YOUR CHOICE SO CHOOSE WISLEY
Pro 2. you will be one step closer to the pole. if you ever run out of child support payments or youre a old bitch who nobody will marry, you can always be a stripper and at least find someone who pretends to love you !!! fake titties are an economically viable alternative to a education, and hard productive work is for men. the closer you are to the pole, the closer you are to making money off your hole even if nobody wants it without strobe lights and fog machines to mask your stretchmarks ande ingrown hairs
Pro 3. you can fulfill your duty as a woman by having big fake milkers. you OWE it to the men who gave you the right to vote to be pleasant to look at. you OWE it to the male society who opens dorrs for you even though your arms aint broke to have some cleveage to look at when you walk pass us in the door-way
Pro 4. nobody loves a small tittied bitch. no body. Your husband and boyfriends who say they like you just how you are are tying not to hurt your feelings just so they can get a grab of what little bit of titty you actualy do have. EVERY MAN WANT A BIG TITTY WOMAN and EVERY WOMAN HAVE A BIG TITTY-WANTING MAN !!!
Cons of Breast Augmentation
Cons: None. Not even one. Check this shit out! Look at how the women on the left probably get laughed at behind their backs for looking like shit, but the new and improved fake tittie version on the right of the same girl makes my dick hard !!!
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