yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out last week my boy dtf dave was out sellin weed to some kids no big deal but then he runs in to these chicks with big tities i dunno if they had fake tities but knowin dave probably cuz dave likes big fake tities. dave is slingin mad bags &he’s all “yo whaddup’ to these chicks theyre gettin high boom pretty soon both of them are suckin his dick cuz dave is a legit PUA. later on were chillin at the pad cops break down the door theyre all ‘yo whaddup dave your supposed to be under arest you fucked up.’
dave is all “check this out bro am i under arrest for bein a legit PUA’ then he hi fived me shit was sick. then the cops beet his ass for a while cuz cops do that shit which you will know if you have ever watched the show cops
then theyre all like ‘check this out you sold these chicks some weed then they sucked youre dick even tho you are a legit PUA but that is against the law in florida boom goin to jail son” 14+14 does NOT equil over 18 in florida so if you get 14 year old chicks to suck your dick after you sold them a bag make shure it is legal first.
anyway dave vialated his probashun and hes back in jail turns out you cant sell drugs when you are on probashun. dont sell to nerds ESPESHULLY if they are from hialeah junior high school they will rat you out hella fast.
if you live in miami &like strip clubs hit me up need a new wingman while daves in jail. no AFCs tho
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