what if you 2 pump chump a chick

yo whaddup its f-close frank. check this out one time i got a notch &hella fucked that shit up i mean like bad son. i was fuckin around with her tryin to ge t her to bang &it took like 2 hrs i was hella turnt up plus she had a hella good pussy

so when i Finallly got her to let me bang straight up i 2 pump chumped it. that means i busted a Nut like 20 secs after i put my dick in her pussy. thats also called pre mashure ejackulashun son dont do it

anyway shit happens bro heres how you recover

1. you gotta hit it again. just be all like “yo check this out your hella fly so i busted a nut hella quick but for real tho were doin it again” then you bang her out when your fresh. shit works for real

2. fuck it bro sometimes its game over. i done it a couple a times to chicks &for real they some times wont give you 2 chances. all you gotta do is say fuck it &find a new chick. dont call again shes gonna think your a hella big chump anyway dont make it worse. fuck it tho just remememeber your the man no big deal.

thats it son thats how you recover from a 2 pump chump heres some big fake tities

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shit will make you nut hella fast

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but before all my fans and followers pull out the money they should be saving for child support and spend it on roosh 5, my boy F-Close and i want to introduce to you our books that we are writing right now that will be out in time for xmas. we thought roosh 5’s books kicked ass but we wanted to write similar books for the common man who may not be a PUA yet or is still working on his PUA skills.

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i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.

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Turkey day game that will make her gobble your jiblets

i shoudnt make a article today because of my family is here at my moms for thanksgiving day which i call kill the indians day as a joke, but i had to share with you the mad game i just laid down on my cousin. now i know what you are thinking ‘DTF Dave wants to bang his cousin so hes spitting his game at her’ but no that is not the case. SHE IS JUST GOOD TOO PRACTICE ON and a player must practice his game when he can even if it is on his cousin at thanks giving !!!

cousin Becky is good to practice on because she is hot and is the type and age of girl i try to add to my PUA stable. she is a perfect target to practice on before i go to bars and open sets who do not contain my cousins. do you understand that? good then ok

so without any AA since she is my cousin and already at my table (and i do NOT HAVE AA ANYWAY) here is the opener i practiced on her that created a mad BT spike in the room !!!

i said to her ‘do you want another peace of turkey’ and she said ‘no’ then i said immediately ‘would  you want to be stuffed’ and she said ‘that is a inappropriate thing to say in front of my husband and children’

HAHAHAH !!! she pretended to be offended by my bold alpha opener, but that bitch kept giving me IOIs for the rest of the day. if she were not my cousin I KNOW SHE WOULD GIVE ME HER NUMBER. most guys think a bold statement like that would make you C&B but it is not true beacause bitches like a man who is bold and not afraid to say bold things that are of the SEDUCTION type.

and just because she is my cousin does not mean she is not totally fuckable even though her twat is probably stretched out from having kids. but i will still not fuck my cousin and i am just joking about her twat for the record.

i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.

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i swear to god my cousin is as hot as this and fuckable if she wasnt my cousin !!!

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How to identify and give dick to a classy bitch

any real PUA worth a shit knows that his stable needs a good mix of dirty bitches and classy ladies. the classy ones can be expensive because theyre used to motherfuckers taking them to upscale places like red lobster or olive garden, but thats the hazards of the PUA lifestyle. YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PLAY THE GAME PLAYER

normerly i only keep one classy bitch around because they can be very demanding. they get bigger than theirselfs because they plan to go to college for a few years even though its  just a diploma program at some lame college that advertises during maury Povich and shit. trying to keep a bitch like that in check is hard because theyre the type to call the cops on you if you show to much alpha dominance.

but we all have parties and church to go sometimes so its good game to have at least one girl around that’s not a complete ho. usually they fall completely for my game because my skills are better then most guys i know out there. it aint hard to dick a classy bitch but it is hard to find one since most girls at the club and on the street are complete skanks. heres three things to look for to identify a classy bitch.

one- a classy bitch who i will now abreveate to ‘cb’ will wear a black bra. sluts wear that cheap white lace shit they get from the walmart because babby daddy didn’t pay support or her check didn’t come. but the cb will ware something she can be proud of and show that she is not at the bottom of the bucket. a black brazere will do just that.

two- a cb will always have a smart phone case that didn’t come from amazon or one of those kiosk things in the mall ( when i say smart phone i am talking about an iphone or one of those phones that works and looks like an iphone but isn’t a iphone).

three- a cb will  have all her tattoos and piercings done by a professional. nobody enjoys a good nipple piercing party more than me because the view is awesome with girls piercing each other ones titties out in the open, but  a true cb gets her shit poked thru by a real piercer. and for ink she does not have fucking stupid butterfly and pixie wing shit tht came from a stencil at a shit parlor near the club. a cb will search out a TRUE PROFESSIONAL ARTIST to work on her and SHE WILL HAVE ORIGIONAL ART on her body because it is her sacared canvas


i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.

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notice the black bra. classy bitch (or cb as i call it) !!

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Doing it the REAL doggie style

first of all, i am a hardcore PUA so if you think this posting is going to be about how to do a bitch from behind or how you can pick up a girl while you walk your dog YOU ARE A LOSER. i don’t fuck with junior high player shit like that.

there is a lot of science made by doctors that show that people have behavior. one way to use that behavior to your advantage is by being suggestive and setting the stage for your dick to come out and play with fresh sweet pussy. but sometimes a bitch won’t give it up easy because she has jesus in her heart or a husband in the other room or something, and you have to be player smooth about your seduction. that’s where REAL doggie style comes in to play. all you need is a pooch, some peanut butter TONS OF GAME and a hot bitch you really want to dick.

first you want to set a romantic mood. candles are expensive and they burn you if you touch them, so just shut off all the lights and turn the tv on instead. BE SURE TO PUT IT ON MUTE so that she is not distracted by the sound.

then go into your bedroom and spread peanut butter on your dog’s balls. when your dog walks into the living room and starts licking his sack, this will make the girl hot. not because she wants to suck off the dog because that would be sick. its because science says that when a woman will see a sex act even if it is just suggested, she will get hot and start wanting sex herself.  you cannot set a suggestive sexy mood by masturbating yourself because that would tip her off to your motives and she may walk away. you have to be SUGGESTIVE so that’s where the dog comes in. it’s a little mind trick of suggestive hornyness you are creating for her.

this is a very smooth player move that sets the mood for slaying fresh pussy. it will help if you get a dog that is black and white so it will subliminally remind her of a tuxedo. bitches like to be classy, and a TRUE ALPHA knows how to be classy.

the only thing is to be careful with the peanut butter. one bitch had an allergic reaction to it even though i’m suspicious how she got that close, and i later learned that something i stepped in wasn’t peanut butter after all. now my shoes stank. but pound for pound, doing it REAL doggie style is where it’s at. are you MAN ENOUGH to try it?

i’m DTF Dave. its all about the dick, so look down to see whats up. stay cla$$y, player.

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